naamah_darling: The right-side canines of a wolf's skull; the upper canine is made of gold. (Tootsie Pops!)
Because I am all kinds of feeling like crap today, here's something fucked up and hilarious to lighten the mood.

These roosters have been specially bred to have a very long crow. They sound like Godzilla. It is fucking badass.

Warning! Sudden horrible noise! Requires sound, but don't turn it up too loud! Those with headphones, take care.



Naturally, these birds belong in entertainment:



(I KID WITH LOVE.)

I really want one of those screaming as my ringtone.

As awesome as they are, I am really glad that these things don't live near me.

Also, if I had the money, I would totally pay [livejournal.com profile] ursulav to paint me a corpse-painted, bullet-belted, nail-studded, death rooster screaming in the middle of that one forest that shows up in all the band publicity shots.

Cock jokes commence in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .
naamah_darling: The right-side canines of a wolf's skull; the upper canine is made of gold. (Tootsie Pops!)
Because I am all kinds of feeling like crap today, here's something fucked up and hilarious to lighten the mood.

These roosters have been specially bred to have a very long crow. They sound like Godzilla. It is fucking badass.

Warning! Sudden horrible noise! Requires sound, but don't turn it up too loud! Those with headphones, take care.



Naturally, these birds belong in entertainment:



(I KID WITH LOVE.)

I really want one of those screaming as my ringtone.

As awesome as they are, I am really glad that these things don't live near me.

Also, if I had the money, I would totally pay [livejournal.com profile] ursulav to paint me a corpse-painted, bullet-belted, nail-studded, death rooster screaming in the middle of that one forest that shows up in all the band publicity shots.

Cock jokes commence in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .
naamah_darling: A tiny week-old tabby kitten with her paws raised and her eyes half-closed. (Kittens)
I don't care what you are doing or where you have to be, you have to go to this entry on SplodeFromCute and look at the utter mind-bending adorableness of Ziggy and Zora.

I've been following them on the comm for a while now, and usually figure everyone who wants to see kitten videos can go see them there if they want to, but I'm pushing you to go look this time. The videos. The videos! EVERY SINGLE ONE is 'splodeworthy.

And I have to say Zora is one of the more beautiful cats I have ever, ever seen. I know Bengals are a particularly lovely breed, but . . . WOW.

GO LOOK.
naamah_darling: A tiny week-old tabby kitten with her paws raised and her eyes half-closed. (Kittens)
I don't care what you are doing or where you have to be, you have to go to this entry on SplodeFromCute and look at the utter mind-bending adorableness of Ziggy and Zora.

I've been following them on the comm for a while now, and usually figure everyone who wants to see kitten videos can go see them there if they want to, but I'm pushing you to go look this time. The videos. The videos! EVERY SINGLE ONE is 'splodeworthy.

And I have to say Zora is one of the more beautiful cats I have ever, ever seen. I know Bengals are a particularly lovely breed, but . . . WOW.

GO LOOK.
naamah_darling: A sweet-looking long-haired black cat. She is very soft. (Tazendra)
I uploaded this a while back but I don't think I ever linked to it. This is a video of Tazendra making out with a plastic bag. The funny part is at the end, where Fish comes to investigate, and Tazendra demonstrates her usual sororal goodwill.

This is something she has done her whole life long. She especially prefers the ones from Lowe's, though we don't know why. We try to keep them away from her, but she will sneak into the closet where we put the used plastic bags and lick them furtively until one of us discovers her, whereupon she will bolt from her hiding place, often strewing bags behind her in a grisly trail.



I have been told that this indicates a vitamin shortage, to which all I can say that while it may be a habit picked up while she was malnourished and sickly, she is being looked after by two very good vets, and gets all the vitamins she needs now. She just can't break the cycle.
naamah_darling: A sweet-looking long-haired black cat. She is very soft. (Tazendra)
I uploaded this a while back but I don't think I ever linked to it. This is a video of Tazendra making out with a plastic bag. The funny part is at the end, where Fish comes to investigate, and Tazendra demonstrates her usual sororal goodwill.

This is something she has done her whole life long. She especially prefers the ones from Lowe's, though we don't know why. We try to keep them away from her, but she will sneak into the closet where we put the used plastic bags and lick them furtively until one of us discovers her, whereupon she will bolt from her hiding place, often strewing bags behind her in a grisly trail.



I have been told that this indicates a vitamin shortage, to which all I can say that while it may be a habit picked up while she was malnourished and sickly, she is being looked after by two very good vets, and gets all the vitamins she needs now. She just can't break the cycle.
naamah_darling: A tiny week-old tabby kitten with her paws raised and her eyes half-closed. (Kittens)
I have nothing interesting or useful to say, so I bring you this, recently spotted on [livejournal.com profile] splodefromcute.



This kitten has epic fierce. Also, jazz paws.

You don't necessarily need sound, but you might need a high-pressure cute suit. I have watched it about ten times and I can't not smile every time.
naamah_darling: A tiny week-old tabby kitten with her paws raised and her eyes half-closed. (Kittens)
I have nothing interesting or useful to say, so I bring you this, recently spotted on [livejournal.com profile] splodefromcute.



This kitten has epic fierce. Also, jazz paws.

You don't necessarily need sound, but you might need a high-pressure cute suit. I have watched it about ten times and I can't not smile every time.
naamah_darling: The right-side canines of a wolf's skull; the upper canine is made of gold. (LMAO)
I love literal version videos. This is the best one I have yet seen.



Normally I don't post wacky videos here unless they're mine, but exceptional lolarity gets exceptional treatment. This has some of the best clever lyrics for a literal version I've seen.

My hands are shaking and my throat and stomach hurt I was laughing so hard.

Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] ellen_kushner.
naamah_darling: The right-side canines of a wolf's skull; the upper canine is made of gold. (LMAO)
I love literal version videos. This is the best one I have yet seen.



Normally I don't post wacky videos here unless they're mine, but exceptional lolarity gets exceptional treatment. This has some of the best clever lyrics for a literal version I've seen.

My hands are shaking and my throat and stomach hurt I was laughing so hard.

Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] ellen_kushner.
naamah_darling: A gray cat with a white chin squinting as though she smells food. (Fish)
We were watching kitten videos on YouTube before bed, and Fish became Very Concerned about the crying baby kittens. I decided to try to convince her that it was me, so I could reassure her that there were no kittens coming to harm. I am not sure she was reassured at all.

One-minute video requires sound; I am squeaking like a baby kitten, so be warned that it's a bit loud. Fish keeps peeping in a most worried fashion. She is very disappointed that there are no real kittens.



I know. I am mean.

She really misses those kittens, I tell you what.
naamah_darling: A gray cat with a white chin squinting as though she smells food. (Fish)
We were watching kitten videos on YouTube before bed, and Fish became Very Concerned about the crying baby kittens. I decided to try to convince her that it was me, so I could reassure her that there were no kittens coming to harm. I am not sure she was reassured at all.

One-minute video requires sound; I am squeaking like a baby kitten, so be warned that it's a bit loud. Fish keeps peeping in a most worried fashion. She is very disappointed that there are no real kittens.



I know. I am mean.

She really misses those kittens, I tell you what.
naamah_darling: The right-side canines of a wolf's skull; the upper canine is made of gold. (LMAO)


If the video doesn't work, refresh the page, or click this link to view it directly on YouTube.

Long-time readers will note that I have kind of a thing for doing this to helpless animals, and it's not the first time I've done it to Tazendra. Later I will come back here and add in links to all the other pertinent entries.

I think it's worth noting that she snuggled with me the entire rest of the night. Stinky little goblin, awww.
naamah_darling: The right-side canines of a wolf's skull; the upper canine is made of gold. (LMAO)


If the video doesn't work, refresh the page, or click this link to view it directly on YouTube.

Long-time readers will note that I have kind of a thing for doing this to helpless animals, and it's not the first time I've done it to Tazendra. Later I will come back here and add in links to all the other pertinent entries.

I think it's worth noting that she snuggled with me the entire rest of the night. Stinky little goblin, awww.
naamah_darling: The right-side canines of a wolf's skull; the upper canine is made of gold. (Neon: Free Smells)
Want to connect with your inner 8-year-old?

Via [livejournal.com profile] spacezombie:



Requires sound. Don't watch this anywhere there are people who would be offended by prolonged fart noises or anywhere you cannot laugh with impunity. Share with children!

Had a really rough night. One of those days where I just can't do anything right or accomplish anything. Tomorrow delivery guys arrive at who knows when to bring us our new TV, which I am not looking forward to because I hate not knowing when things are going to happen. Later, we go out to dinner with Sargon's parents after showing them the new house. Right now I have to try to sleep, even though I am halfway to a goddamn panic attack and the last thing I want to do is get in bed and turn out the light and just lie there with it.

At least I got almost all the skulls over there tonight and arranged attractively in the central pillar. You can see the pillar I mean here, though the room has since been painted. I would post pictures of the display, but guess who forgot the camera for the fourth time? Yeah, I said I fail at everything today. Trust me when I say it looks fucking badass. I'm looking forward to hearing Sargon's parents' reaction to it.
naamah_darling: The right-side canines of a wolf's skull; the upper canine is made of gold. (Neon: Free Smells)
Want to connect with your inner 8-year-old?

Via [livejournal.com profile] spacezombie:



Requires sound. Don't watch this anywhere there are people who would be offended by prolonged fart noises or anywhere you cannot laugh with impunity. Share with children!

Had a really rough night. One of those days where I just can't do anything right or accomplish anything. Tomorrow delivery guys arrive at who knows when to bring us our new TV, which I am not looking forward to because I hate not knowing when things are going to happen. Later, we go out to dinner with Sargon's parents after showing them the new house. Right now I have to try to sleep, even though I am halfway to a goddamn panic attack and the last thing I want to do is get in bed and turn out the light and just lie there with it.

At least I got almost all the skulls over there tonight and arranged attractively in the central pillar. You can see the pillar I mean here, though the room has since been painted. I would post pictures of the display, but guess who forgot the camera for the fourth time? Yeah, I said I fail at everything today. Trust me when I say it looks fucking badass. I'm looking forward to hearing Sargon's parents' reaction to it.
naamah_darling: The right-side canines of a wolf's skull; the upper canine is made of gold. (The Mocus)
Just in case you need it as much as I do, a cute video.

I caught Tazendra asleep in my nasty old chair and woke her up for some scritching and petting, which she greeted with great burbles of delight. Go ahead and crank the sound up on this one; there's no sharp or loud sounds, just a very happy cat grinding crickets in her gizzard.


If it won't play, refresh the page and try again, or go right to the main video page.

I wish I could purr. Actually, hell, I just wish someone would come and rub my tummy and pull lovingly on my toe weeds, but Sargon's in bed.

And just for reference, I didn't catch lolpox from my lolcat. My fungal pet isn't colonizing me. That's just black paint left over from today's exploits.

For those without video access, a poor substitute:

Tazendra Bliss

Yeah. I hope your weekend is like that.
naamah_darling: The right-side canines of a wolf's skull; the upper canine is made of gold. (The Mocus)
Just in case you need it as much as I do, a cute video.

I caught Tazendra asleep in my nasty old chair and woke her up for some scritching and petting, which she greeted with great burbles of delight. Go ahead and crank the sound up on this one; there's no sharp or loud sounds, just a very happy cat grinding crickets in her gizzard.


If it won't play, refresh the page and try again, or go right to the main video page.

I wish I could purr. Actually, hell, I just wish someone would come and rub my tummy and pull lovingly on my toe weeds, but Sargon's in bed.

And just for reference, I didn't catch lolpox from my lolcat. My fungal pet isn't colonizing me. That's just black paint left over from today's exploits.

For those without video access, a poor substitute:

Tazendra Bliss

Yeah. I hope your weekend is like that.
naamah_darling: The right-side canines of a wolf's skull; the upper canine is made of gold. (WTF)
Our realtor showed us this gem today:


You really want to watch the part at exactly 2:00 where I open a cabinet and let loose a genuine and unfeigned howl of fleeing sanity.* Ladies and gentlemen, if you ever wanted to know the sound of someone failing a SAN check, that is it. I took 1d3, right there.

It was a HUD house, Housing and Urban Development, and those are notorious for being horrible so we should've known. The house was dark because there was no electricity, so I'm sorry about the video quality. I think it actually contributes to the aura of unholy wrongness.

I ventured back in and took as many still pictures as I could before the stench of mold overwhelmed me. Read on to appreciate the highlight of my week.

Your pitiful minds cannot conceive of the horror that is coming right . . . now!

Right this very instant! )

I barely made it to [livejournal.com profile] bat_cheva's house before I fell to the floor and lost consciousness. No, really. I conked out right on her rug.

Even now, if I linger too long on the memory, I can smell the unholy stench of mildew and water damage. Ugh.

The sad part is that you can see that it was, at one time, a really cute house. What did it ever do to the owners to deserve that? Why? WHY?

* I really want just that one yowl as a sound file, both because it is hilarious and because I want to use it as a critical stop on my computer.
naamah_darling: The right-side canines of a wolf's skull; the upper canine is made of gold. (WTF)
Our realtor showed us this gem today:


You really want to watch the part at exactly 2:00 where I open a cabinet and let loose a genuine and unfeigned howl of fleeing sanity.* Ladies and gentlemen, if you ever wanted to know the sound of someone failing a SAN check, that is it. I took 1d3, right there.

It was a HUD house, Housing and Urban Development, and those are notorious for being horrible so we should've known. The house was dark because there was no electricity, so I'm sorry about the video quality. I think it actually contributes to the aura of unholy wrongness.

I ventured back in and took as many still pictures as I could before the stench of mold overwhelmed me. Read on to appreciate the highlight of my week.

Your pitiful minds cannot conceive of the horror that is coming right . . . now!

Right this very instant! )

I barely made it to [livejournal.com profile] bat_cheva's house before I fell to the floor and lost consciousness. No, really. I conked out right on her rug.

Even now, if I linger too long on the memory, I can smell the unholy stench of mildew and water damage. Ugh.

The sad part is that you can see that it was, at one time, a really cute house. What did it ever do to the owners to deserve that? Why? WHY?

* I really want just that one yowl as a sound file, both because it is hilarious and because I want to use it as a critical stop on my computer.

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